1: “I have a case of the Mondays.” 2: “No, you have that every single day.” PGP.

A summer consisting of emails, phone calls and spreadsheets instead of beer, babes and beaches. PGP.

Let the thermostat wars begin. PGP.

1: “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” 2: “Not here.” PGP.

Still being hungover from Saturday night at your Monday morning meeting. PGP.

Wedding reception koozies slowly replacing your college koozies. PGP.

Threw out my arm…playing fetch with my dog. PGP.

Graduate Saturday, start work Monday. PGP.

Sacrificing now to be successful later. PGP.

My office is so cold, I look forward to making copies to feel the warmth of the paper. PGP.