That heartbreaking feeling when the fire alarm isn’t a drill, but your building doesn’t burn to the ground. PGP.

1: “So how long have you been working here?” 2: “Too long.” PGP.

Was forwarded a meeting invite. It started 5 minutes ago. PGP.

Day 2 of taking Adderall: still no actual work done, but just in case anyone asks, I have exactly 318 Post-it’s in 7 different colors and the building I can see from my cubicle has 240 windows. PGP.

“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.

Abusing your “looking busy face” so much at work that it is now your full-time, permanent face. PGP.

Today I was told not to make eye contact with a client. PGP.

“Welcome to Chipot– oh hey man, you want the usual?” PGP.

Relying on two pills per day…that aren’t Adderall. PGP.

Took an Addy for the first time since college. Haven’t gotten any work done, but have the most organized cubicle in my office and am now friends with every new hire. PGP.