There are tens of thousands of people running 26.2 miles today. I can barely make it up two flights of stairs without needing to catch my breath. PGP.

Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP.

Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP.

“Hope you’re doing well!” means “I don’t know how to begin an email.” PGP.

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.

I strained my neck because I looked to the right to fast. Two Advil every 4 hours for the pain. PGP.

Stealing a Tabasco from Chipotle is the biggest rush I’ve gotten in 2014. PGP.

Happy hour not being long enough. PGP

An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.