Your boss saying, “We’ll see,” meaning the same thing it did when your parents said it twenty years ago. PGP.

1: “Going to decorate your cube?” 2: “Someday. With my brain splatter.” PGP.

Praying that the office fire drill isn’t just a drill. PGP.

Signing the “get well” card for a coworker you’ve never met. PGP.

The looks of pity you get when someone catches you making a PB&J in the kitchen. PGP.

Responding with “Let’s not play pass the blame here, okay?” when someone asks you a simple question in a conference call. PGP.

There are few things in life I hate more than being introduced to new coworkers from other departments. PGP.

Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.

Getting stuck in the elevator for a few hours wouldn’t be such a bad thing. PGP.

At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP.