May 5th used to be about tequila and day drinking. Now it just means four more days till Friday. PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

Want to date, but too tired to ever go out and find someone. PGP.

Every single printer in the office is “low on ink.” PGP.

Having a rush hour crush. PGP.

1: “You look tired.” 2: “I drank heavily last night, and the night before that.” PGP.

1: “I’m sure you’re really busy.” 2: “Yeah, I’m not.” PGP.

I started watching Survivor just so me and my boss have something to talk about. PGP.

I got a significantly different haircut today. Midday. No one noticed. PGP.

I’m just here for the paycheck. PGP.