“I have to leave for a doctor’s appointment, but this needs to be finished in an hour and I’m barely halfway through,” said my boss. PGP.

Mauling down your little cousins at the Easter egg hunt once you learn one contains a $100 bill. PGP.

Thinking of using the staple gun on your hand just so you can feel something..anything. PGP.

Someone turned off the light when I was still in the bathroom, and I didn’t say anything just so I could have some time alone. PGP.

Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.

1: “So what are you working on right now?” 2: “Stuff.” PGP.

My manager signs me up for meetings she doesn’t want to attend. I have no idea what the hell these meetings are about. PGP.

Trying to look busy for the boss that told you there is nothing for you to do today. PGP.

The uncanny ability to turn a small task into a day-long project. PGP.

Wearing golf pants to work has been the highlight of my week. PGP.