My boss has been mass sending pictures of his kids out trick or treating to the entire department, all morning. PGP.

1: “Does the coffee taste bad to you this morning?” 2: “It tastes bad every morning.” PGP.

My boss followed me into the bathroom this morning, then stood outside the stall door and tried to have a conversation with me. PGP.

Monday: one person in the office is sick. Wednesday: everyone in the office is sick. PGP.

This is my coffee mug. There are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.

1: “So what are you working on right now?” 2: “Stuff.” PGP.

I drove to work with socks on my hands this morning because I don’t own gloves. PGP.

The fire alarm went off in my office building this morning. I was genuinely disappointed to find out it was just a drill. PGP.

That one coworker who writes entire emails in the subject line. PGP.