Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Having at least two coffee cups, a can of soda, empty mug and water bottle on your desk at any given time. PGP.

1: “Have a good weekend?” 2: “Wish I just had one more day. Just one.” PGP.

Checking LinkedIn to see if the person you’ve been emailing is hot. PGP.

1: “Turn that down.” 2: “Turn down for WHAT!?” 1: “No, seriously. Turn your music off, I’m on the line with a customer.” PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I smiled a genuine smile. PGP.

Seriously considering purposely shitting your pants to leave work early. PGP.

Bought tickets for a concert on a weekday over two months ago. Sold them yesterday because I didn’t want to stay out too late. PGP.

Staying up late to see who your boss’s team drafts so you have something to talk about. PGP.