jhale

Member Since 01/09/2014

I had a six-pack in high school. Never thought I could have back fat. PGP.

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The smell of burnt popcorn supernaturally penetrating every wall in the entire building. PGP.

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Blowing through all your Candy Crush lives within the first 30 minutes of work. PGP.

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Speaking in so much jargon that your own wife can’t understand you. PGP.

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All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t make me give a flying fuck again. PGP.

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Having dozens of ways to improve the company that you never share with anyone. PGP.

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Coveting every single vacation day like Sméagol coveted The Ring. PGP.

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Legitimately considering rioting when the vending machine prices increase. PGP.

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Wishing that you didn’t have to rely so heavily on alcohol to get through the week. PGP.

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