Getting asked if I wanted a eyebrow trim while I was getting my haircut. PGP.

The least productive part of my day is when I’m at work. PGP.

The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.

The sense of victory you get when you see someone you didn’t like from college post that they’re going to Grad School. PGP.

My friends are tailgating right now. I’m at my desk. PGP.

Finally bonded with the VP. It’s his last day. PGP.

Getting up early just to spend time doing nothing before work. PGP.

Having a laptop and the ability to work from home, but still expected to be in the office every day. PGP.

I just played the “maybe I have another offer, maybe I don’t” game with a couple companies, and got one to up my offer. PGPM.

Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.