Drove half way to work until I realized it was Sunday.
Got drunk last night and endorsed every single one of my connections on LinkedIn. PGP.
Forgot to put on deodorant this morning. Had to train a hot new intern. She was repulsed by me. PGP.
Spent all night debating what type of fat guy I am after reading the PGP column. PGP.
Thanks for telling me how to use Tic-Tac dispensers.
It used to be “No new friends” because I didn’t want any. Now it’s “no new friends” because I can’t make any. PGP.
Being on double secret probation isn’t as fun as it was in college. PGP.
I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.
Just followed PGP on my company’s Twitter account. Almost got fired. PGP.
This is my cube. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cube is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My cube, without me, is useless. Without my cube, I am useless. PGP.
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