Hourly-level responsibility, mid-management level pay. PGP.

Tinder-ing all the local talent while out of town on a business trip. PGP.

Actually being a serious competitor in the corporation-wide chili cook off. PGP.

The 40-year-old guy in the office that still brings a Hot Pocket for lunch. PGP.

My girlfriend, parents, and bad friends have all pointed out my thinning hair. PGP.