Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

Do Yourself A Favor And Learn To Cook

I don’t always get a free lunch at work. But when I do, I eat until I hate myself.

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Half my friends are engaged and having kids, the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. PGP.

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“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

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Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

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My manager texted me the angry emoji when I was 15 minutes late this morning.

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Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP

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I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

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Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

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I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

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