Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

If I see the hashtag #LoveMyJob one more time I am going to flip out. PGP.

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I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.

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My best friend just bought a house. I just bought a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with change. PGP.

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They forgot to up-charge me for guac today. I feel like I just won the lottery. PGP.

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Going on a “day date” at the zoo instead of tailgating. PGP.

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My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

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Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

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Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

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Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.

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I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

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