If I see the hashtag #LoveMyJob one more time I am going to flip out. PGP.
I still have an iPhone 4. PGP.
My best friend just bought a house. I just bought a Cheesy Gordita Crunch with change. PGP.
They forgot to up-charge me for guac today. I feel like I just won the lottery. PGP.
Going on a “day date” at the zoo instead of tailgating. PGP.
My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.
Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.
Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.
Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.
I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.