I have to work on my birthday this year. My birthday is on a Saturday. PGP.

Moved to a new town for work. The only person I talk to outside of work is my leasing agent. PGP.

A middle aged divorced female co-worker called her new boy toy “bae” today. PGP.

Going back to college on weekends to show how successful you are at doing nothing. PGP.

Not sure how many times it’s acceptable to visit college in a semester. PGP.

Realizing your entry-level “analyst” job feels a lot like an administrative assistant. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

“Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment.” PGP.

A girl from Tinder just found me on LinkedIn. PGP.

The guy next to me eats 8-10 popsicles a day. PGP.