Acquiring a large collection of allen wrenches because of all the Target and IKEA furniture you own. PGP.

Not working in retail but still having to work Wednesday and Friday. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

Some girl at homecoming was trying to guess my age and said 35. I’m 27. PGP.

Thinking about getting married. PGP.

Getting a girlfriend was the best decision socially and worst decision financially. PGP.

Frank Ricard forgetting his birthday. PGP.

Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.

The high school kids near my office drive nicer cars than me. PGP.

This week used to be fall break. PGP.