Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It’s 8:30 a.m. on a Monday. Someone already burned popcorn.

Post Grad Problems

Updating your LinkedIn after a rough work week.

Post Grad Problems

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Post Grad Problems

FRIDAY DIMEBAG: Am I Too Old For Spring Break?

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Arizona Diamondbacks Unleash The “Churro Dog,” Upping The Ballpark Snack Game Forever

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Telling myself “I’m only going to work here like a year tops”. That was 3 years ago. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Sexual harassment training. PGP.