Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.
Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP
My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.
Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.
Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.
Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP
“Man, this weather is crazy.” PGP.
The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.
Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.