Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

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Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

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My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.

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Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.

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Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

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Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

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“Man, this weather is crazy.” PGP.

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The Art Of The Personal Day

The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.

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Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

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