It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care….

Vacationing in your college town. #PGP

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

So many door handle pulls while I’m in the handicap stall. PGP.

Jordan Spieth is 21 and leading the Master’s. I’m 25 and making copies in a cubicle. PGP.

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

All my friends are at the home opener and I’m at the office PGP

My company just blocked The Masters website. PGP.

Wondering if there’s any money left on gift cards you received for Christmas.