Jordans in the office Friday, unemployment line Monday. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.

Looking up your Tinder dates on LinkedIn. PGP.

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

Added a girl from TFM’s Babe of the day on Instagram. Girlfriend made me delete my account after. PGP

I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.

Sunday morning shakes at church.

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

I’m experimenting with new ironing techniques. PGP