Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Framed my degree, but there’s really no place to hang it in this cubicle. PGP.

Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

“Thank you for submitting your application to this position. Please do not respond to this email, as this account is not monitored.” PGP.

I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

Still getting rejected after being flown-in for the final interview. PGP.

I would happily stay until 7 p.m. if I was allowed to come in at 10 a.m. PGP.

So under qualified I didn’t even get a rejection letter. PGP.