Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.

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“Which way did you take to get around that accident”? #PGP

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Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

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My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP

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Skipped the 5k I registered for because I went out the night before.

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My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.

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Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

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I don’t think that lady realized what she was asking.

Hot Blonde TV Host Being Asked If She Spit Or Swallowed Makes For Awesomely Awkward TV

At least they took the time to send a rejection email.

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Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

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