I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.
“Which way did you take to get around that accident”? #PGP
Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.
My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP
Skipped the 5k I registered for because I went out the night before.
My mother still doesn’t know what I do for a living. PGP.
Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.
I don’t think that lady realized what she was asking.
At least they took the time to send a rejection email.
Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.