Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

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Post Grad Problems

7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

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Afternoon pick-me-up of coffee and advil. PGP.

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Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.

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Sent from my iPhone.

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1: “Can we take this offline?” 2: “No.” PGP.

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Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.

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The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

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My work just blocked TFM. PGP

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