Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

Just gave money that I don’t have back to a school that I can’t afford. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Called a client who has a ring back tone to all I do is win” by DJ Khaled.

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I can’t afford to be in another wedding.

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Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

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“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.

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“Are you willing to travel?” PGP

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Put in my two week notice now my boss is super cool to me PGP

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Guilty of forgetting to attach documents.

This Video Depicting Annoying Email Behaviors In Real Life Is Painfully Accurate

I shave minutes before going out so I can look as young as possible.

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I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.

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