Just gave money that I don’t have back to a school that I can’t afford. PGP.
Called a client who has a ring back tone to all I do is win” by DJ Khaled.
I can’t afford to be in another wedding.
Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.
“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.
“Are you willing to travel?” PGP
Put in my two week notice now my boss is super cool to me PGP
Guilty of forgetting to attach documents.
I shave minutes before going out so I can look as young as possible.
I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.