Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

“This Friday is Hawaiian shirt day” used to be a cruel joke. Now, it’s the best thing I hear all week. PGP.

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I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.

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Homecoming is this Saturday. I need to get approximately 11 hours of sleep a night this week. PGP.

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My office has started playing Christmas music. PGP.

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My manager’s email signature is a Marilyn Monroe quote. PGP.

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Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.

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Today I had to use a sick day for another job interview. My boss called my doctor. PGP.

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Going to visit your parents on their anniversary like a good son…with two hampers full of laundry. PGP.

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Don’t even know why I own sunglasses. The only time I escape the four walls of this hell hole is when it’s dark. PGP.

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1/4-zip fleece game on point. PGP.

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