“This Friday is Hawaiian shirt day” used to be a cruel joke. Now, it’s the best thing I hear all week. PGP.
I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.
Homecoming is this Saturday. I need to get approximately 11 hours of sleep a night this week. PGP.
My office has started playing Christmas music. PGP.
My manager’s email signature is a Marilyn Monroe quote. PGP.
Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.
Today I had to use a sick day for another job interview. My boss called my doctor. PGP.
Going to visit your parents on their anniversary like a good son…with two hampers full of laundry. PGP.
Don’t even know why I own sunglasses. The only time I escape the four walls of this hell hole is when it’s dark. PGP.
1/4-zip fleece game on point. PGP.