Lieutenant Deskjockey

An Army Reserve lieutenant and logistics professional at a Fortune 500 defense contractor, struggling through life in the small-town Midwest. At one point he could actually drink at least four nights a week.

Member Since 06/24/2013

Please. Stop. Talking. PGP.

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I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

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Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.

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Took four days of vacation. Up at 6 a.m. on day one. PGP.

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I miss leggings. PGP.

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“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.

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The intern is more productive than I am. PGP.

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My mind is telling me yes. But my body…my body is telling me no. PGP.

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Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.

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Shit’s expensive. PGP.

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