Please. Stop. Talking. PGP.
I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.
Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.
Took four days of vacation. Up at 6 a.m. on day one. PGP.
I miss leggings. PGP.
“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.
The intern is more productive than I am. PGP.
My mind is telling me yes. But my body…my body is telling me no. PGP.
Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.
Shit’s expensive. PGP.