Still being hungover from Saturday night at your Monday morning meeting. PGP.

Want to date, but too tired to ever go out and find someone. PGP.

1: “I’m sure you’re really busy.” 2: “Yeah, I’m not.” PGP.

My boss uses “swag” interchangeably with “estimate.” PGP.

Unexpected expense came in like a wrecking ball. PGP.

Getting stuck in the elevator for a few hours wouldn’t be such a bad thing. PGP.

Thinking of using the staple gun on your hand just so you can feel something..anything. PGP.

Actually filing a noise complaint on your neighbors like an old, cranky loser. PGP.