The sense of relief you feel when a second tier friend cancels plans. PGP.

Used Groupon on a first date. PGPM

Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads

“My youngest son is right around your age”. PGP

Coming back to a voicemail after your morning dump. PGP.

Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.

Looks like someone got some sun this weekend.PGP

Needed Skype for a work call. Didn’t have the admin password to install it. Still my fault. PGP.

Throwing up in your backyard five hours before work. PGP.

That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.