I know who used the Keurig before me based on the cartridge that’s left behind. PGP.

I’m starting to enjoy work more than I enjoy being around my friends. PGP

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

The Facebook memories feature has been nothing but photos from freshman year for the last 2 weeks. PGP.

Just saved $10 on my oil change with a coupon. Highlight of my day. PGP

The new intern gets bigger projects and more responsibility than I do. PGP.

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

I think of a new place to move. Every. Day.

“What would you say yah do here?” PGP