Glad I caught you before you left… PGP.
Unable to turn on your office lights because of your hangover. PGP
Looks like someone got some sun this weekend.PGP
The only items in my fridge are condiments and beer.
Do all the work but receive no glory
The most commonly used apps on my phone are for ordering food.
Everybody’s working on the weekend.
Washing down melatonin with whiskey