Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

All of the new hires come to me with questions they don’t want to ask the boss. I don’t know the answers either. PGP.

I’m worried about my lawn. PGP.

Having to pull a bitch move by copying a coworker’s leader on an email because he won’t cooperate. PGP.

Checking your bank account balance on Monday morning to motivate yourself to go to work. PGP.

That smart water I always have at my desk could be water, but it could be vodka. PGP.

Just noticed a “Trump ’16” bumper sticker on my boss’s car. PGP.

Quit my job for a better one. Got a severance package. PGPowermove.

Finally moving to the new HQ campus…Shared desk. PGP.

My knees still hurt from the wedding reception on Saturday. PGP.