Got a data usage warning on my work phone today. PGP.

My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

Opened a new Chrome tab while hooked up to the projector. All the new hires saw my most visited website was my gambling site. PGP.

I get a huge rush from stealing K cups from my office. PGP.

Living in a single income household. PGP.

My mom gets more likes on Instagram than me. PGP.

It’s getting harder and harder to hide how much everyone annoys me. PGP.

Daily ‘Low Balance’ text reminders. PGP.

Planning your lunch break around when your 12 hour Tinder timeout expires. PGP.

May have to give up coffee because of the Acid Reflux. PGP.