Toeing the line between skinny fat and just fat. PGP.

Took a day off because I wanted a three day weekend, woke up with the flu. PGP.

I can’t wait to move to the burbs. PGP.

“Are you available to talk at noon today?” email from my boss. PGP.

Just signing my life away. PGP.

When a networking event turns into a date. PGP.

I’ve stopped caring about having sex. PGP.

My first Tinder fling just got married. PGP.

Over drafted my checking account at Arby’s. PGP.

Boss just asked me if I owned a YouTube. PGP.