“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

My entire office is covered in wood paneling. PGP.

Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Got a promotion. New title, More responsibilities, More stress. Same pay. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’ll be going a lot better at 5:00.” PGP.

My last day of work is at the end of this month, and yet, my current boss asked me if I could cover for him while he’s gone during the week of July 4th. PGP.

Had a dream I was at Chili’s. Woke up disappointed. PGP.

Sometimes office drama is the only thing that gets me through the day. PGP.

My 30th birthday will fall on a Monday. PGP.