My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.

Got asked in an interview what I’m passionate about and I’ve never been so stumped in my life. PGP.

Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.

Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.

I have a work mom rather than a work wife. PGP.

I deleted the Bumble app, but not my account six months ago. Today my girlfriend got a series of screenshots from her sister when she came across my profile. PGP.

“Get in here! We’re drawing for Secret Santa!” PGP.