gxm204 6 years ago on Being the ibuprofen dealer in the office. Your last name is Bayer? Classic. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
gxm204 7 years ago on The "I had fun last night, but didn't really feel a strong connection" follow-up text. PGP. You know this type of person is terminally single and will use pets to console their need for companionship, so don’t feel too bad about it. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
gxm204 8 years ago on Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP. I immediately deleted the app. But, wretch that I am, I am sure to crawl back into its evil embrace by the weekend. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
gxm204 8 years ago on I added Ken Bone on LinkedIn. PGpowermove. I can’t find him. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
gxm204 8 years ago on Not showing up to work because it's raining outside. PGPowerMove. Newman! 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
gxm204 9 years ago on Had a nightmare that I wore jeans on Thursday thinking it was casual Friday. PGP. I throw a tie in my bag every Friday in the event that I’m wrong. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
gxm204 10 years ago on It's easier just to lie to people and say I'm still in college I love the old people who have been asking me about college for the past twelve years. -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
gxm204 10 years ago on Attempting to network by adding someone you don't know personally on LinkedIn and then awkwardly meeting them in person. PGP. How about when you randomly meet someone you’re connected with on LinkedIn and then feigning ignorance about it? 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Your last name is Bayer? Classic.
You know this type of person is terminally single and will use pets to console their need for companionship, so don’t feel too bad about it.
I immediately deleted the app. But, wretch that I am, I am sure to crawl back into its evil embrace by the weekend.
I can’t find him.
Newman!
I throw a tie in my bag every Friday in the event that I’m wrong.
I love the old people who have been asking me about college for the past twelve years.
How about when you randomly meet someone you’re connected with on LinkedIn and then feigning ignorance about it?