Waiting to wash your hands because coworkers do dishes in the bathroom. PGP.

Debating whether you should delete your Facebook. PGP.

Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.

I worry I’m getting fired whenever my boss asks what I’ve been working on. PGP.

Feeling like a new man after your morning BM. PGP.

My department was the only one in the building required to work on MLK day. PGP.

Relearning high school math for the GMAT. PGP.

Even Tinder bots won’t talk to me. PGP.

There are now NFL head coaches younger than me. PGP.

Refusing to burn PTO on the impending ice storm then being the only one in the office who shows up. PGP.