So, big plans this weekend? PGP.

I took a day off to play Pokemon. PGP.

Wife has threatened to fly home if I don’t stop answering emails on vacation. PGP.

Regional manager is taking the last 3 of us out to lunch this week. We’re going to the food court at the local mall. PGP.

The intern has a bigger work space than me. PGP.

Forgot my headphones today, and people are actually trying to talk to me. PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

When the IT guy says, “I have no clue.” PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

Having to quickly switch tabs when you hear a coworker come up behind you. PGP