Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

Opened up a Roth IRA today. Childhood officially dead.

Found out the CFO can directly see my computer screen; has been for 9 months. Prob seeing me write this

I drove 30 minutes for my clients to pretend they weren’t home. #pgp

Spent the morning arguing with the power company. They won. PGP

The only perk about getting to work early is getting a good parking spot.

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

I use PGP’s “water cooler” articles to start conversation at the office water cooler. PGP.

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.