Caught myself singing out loud, “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…” PGP.

My girlfriend discovered my PGP name

Having a favorite font. PGP.

Bumble, hinge, tinder. Repeat. PGP.

You know things are heading south when they switch to Kirkland Signature coffee for the office kitchen.

Baby Spice turns 40 today. PGP.

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

Being too tired at the end of the work day to look for a new job. PGP.

Personal phone at 12pm, 15%. Work phone at 12pm, 98%. PGP.