My mom suggested that I get a tinder. PGP.

Had a nightmare my credit score went down. PGP

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.

Getting caught in the crossfire of an interdepartmental war.

Wishing you could cut meetings like you use to cut class. PGP.

Elevator small talk. PGP.

Being too tired at the end of the work day to look for a new job. PGP.

Personal phone at 12pm, 15%. Work phone at 12pm, 98%. PGP.