My parents were already married at my age.

100% probability of ‘drinks and dinner’ leading to an alcohol induced bender. PGP.

One of my tinder matches requested to connect with me on LinkedIn. PGP

Took a day off from work to run errands. PGP.

Tindering during mandatory company sexual harassment training. #PGP

Well, I convinced myself to go to work today, again. PGP

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

Yesterday was a holiday? PGP.

Coffee induced paranoia. PGP

Spending money that I don’t have. PGP.