“I know this isn’t in your wheelhouse, but…” PGP

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

Developing a violent melatonin dependence. PGP

“Lunch is for analysts who don’t want to keep a job here long.” PGP

I went to college to become someone’s office bitch. PGP

Spotify isnt working. So neither am I. PGP.

Signing out of your LinkedIn profile so other people don’t see when you visit their profile. PGP.

I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

Everything gives me heartburn.