It’s only 9:30 am and I’m already hiding under my desk.

Your news feed still reliably containing the photo of a teenage J-Timberlake at the beginning of May every year. PGP.

Getting unreasonably angry when someone takes “your” spot in the parking lot. PGP.

Being afraid to ask your boss a question because you’re pretty sure you should already know the answer. PGP.

When your workbook is so massive that excel can’t locate the circular reference for you. PGP.

My credit score went down a point. PGP.

Never listened to a podcast before. PGP

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.