Rory Gilmore

Rory Gilmore on the outside. Emily Gilmore on the inside. Email me funny shit at

Member Since 04/18/2016

All That Defines My Marriage Is Alcohol, And Love, But Mostly Alcohol

I’m All In On The High-Intensity Workouts Even Though They Make Me Feel Like I’m Going To Die

A Breakdown Of A Bride’s Mental State One Month Before Her Wedding

Something I Learned About Big Fights

I Looked At My Bare Ass In The Mall Dressing Room Because I Like To Live Life On The Edge

Does Anyone Actually Get To Relax During The Holidays?

Your Bathtub Should Be An Oasis Of Luxury

I Worked From Home For One Day And Now I’m Ruined For In-Office Work Forever

I Finally Feel Like I’ve Graduated

Here’s A Wedding Registry Solely For Booze Since That’s All You Really Want Anyway