Rory Gilmore

Rory Gilmore on the outside. Emily Gilmore on the inside. Email me funny shit at

Member Since 04/18/2016

I Finally Feel Like I've Graduated
Here's A Wedding Registry Solely For Booze Since That's All You Really Want Anyway
Thoughts That Run Through Your Head When You Return To Work From Vacation
What I'm Saying Versus What I'm Thinking During My Last Few Days At The Office
Were Ross And Rachel Even On A Break And Will It Destroy My Engagement?
It's Still Cool To Be From California
PornHub Is Plowing Boston's Snowy Streets Today For Free So People Can, You Know, Go Out And Plow
There's An Invite-Only Version Of Tinder Out There That None Of Us Are Attractive Enough To Use