Delaying going to the bathroom because you have to pass through the break room and don’t want your coworkers to notice how long you take. PGP.

My office wife is also my actual wife. PGP

My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.

“Dear God, please make me a bird so I can fly far. Far far away from here.”

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

The awkward stare-down when walking down the hallway toward your boss. PGP.