I am getting closer and closer to just not caring. #PGP

Honesty is only the best policy if you have a trust fund. PGP

Blocking your younger brother on snapchat because he keeps reminding you of how much fun freshman year is. PGP.

I forgot to take the trash to the curb #PGP

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

The Everyday Scaries. PGP

Post grad one night stands not as convenient because they can’t walk home. PGP

Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

Every time I decide not to check my email after work hours, I get six important ones. PGP.

Girlfriend just said she felt sick. There goes my weekend. PGP