Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

First sip of coffee, first stain of the day

The guy that hovers at your desk in silence waiting for you to start a conversation. PGP

ESPN and PGA were both firewalled today. PGP.

It’s 2pm and I just noticed that I have a toothpaste stain in a really inopportune spot on the front of my pants. PGP.

I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

I go on more interviews than dates.

I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP

You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP

Being thankful, not offended, when not asked to be in the wedding party. PGP