Getting blamed for other people’s shortcomings

That “first time using the heater in 8 months” smell. PGP

The tentative outlook accept being the professional equivalent of imessage read receipts. PGP

Got my friend a job at my office. Now I hate him. PGP.

My girlfriend is jealous of my work wife. PGP.

When I get a Brazilian wax, I instantly want to have sex.

The decision to get your transmission fixed or buy a new car. PGP

Oncoming traffic in a long hallway gives me anxiety. PGP.

Being told that wearing a costume tomorrow “while not mandatory, it is highly recommended to promote team building and unity.” $25 gift card to Applebee’s prize for the winner

Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning