Had a nightmare that I resigned the lease with my roommates. PGP.

Due to last year’s multiple incidents, there will be a 2 drink limit at this year’s Christmas Party. PGP.

Burned my tongue this morning, now I have that weird feeling all day. PGP.

Pretending you were drunk when you were actually just a sober psycho. PGP.

When you lie awake at night and remember that you forgot to send an important email. PGP.

The only restaurant near me that serves brunch… stopped serving brunch. PGP.

Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.

Yelled at kids in my complex parking lot for running around cars while I was trying to park. PGP.